December 2009
90 posts
13778.) You said you love me but so did the one...
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I had a really bad dream that the Ateneo results...
MHMMM
fmylife:
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I’m staying at my boyfriend’s house and won’t be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn’t quite get the word ‘home’ - the message I sent said, ‘I’m staying at Will’s, I’ll not be good tonight.’ FML
CREEPGIRL =))
fmylife:
Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
“No matter how many coins you throw into a fountain, or the numbers of fingers...”
READ! HAHAHAHA
fmylife:
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I’m a 38 year old guy. FML
“This drama sat shot gun. My eyes rained like autumn. Only the glove box knows...”
“And maybe someday i’ll believe that we are all apart of some bigger plan....”
– Guilty Pleasure by Cobra Starship
HAHAHAHAHA
fmylife:
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; “What do your parents do at home?” She told them, “My parents fuck.” FML
